Jo. 18. Canada. Self-proclaimed Sylph of Blood.
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i see a lot of people spending time thinking about “who tops” in their otp when they should be thinking about
- who quotes twilight at the other person
- who appreciates cat videos more
- who spent a hellish summer working in the worst gamestop you can imagine
- who lets the other person win in ticklefights
- who chews on their pencil
- who’s the person who accidentally thinks of their grandparents one time while they’re making out and kills the mood
if only, if only,
the woodpecker sighs
I could fucking go to bed at a decent hour
and stop being such a fuck-up
John: good evening, you alright?
Martin: what the fuck
Benedict: oh my gosh hi, I am so sorry are you okay? can I get you anything?
Derek: stiles is such a dumbass omg
Tyler: smh shut up u love him
Dylan: aayyyyy lmao
Dean: I secretly love castiel
Jensen: I openly love misha
Castiel: I am castiel, angel of the lord
Misha: lmao yeah okay did u see this video of me cooking with my son
Captain Jack: I like dick
John: I like dick
Matt: Its crazy how we finish eachothers-
Matt: THATS WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY
Tony Stark: I'm Iron Man
Robert Downey junior: No, I'm Iron Man
Sam: I want a dog.
Jared: I have a dog! And I married fake Ruby!